Interview

• Name 5 things that you can’t live without.
  Some questions are stupid so I am going to say something else like explaining my private photo album policy.
  
  I will not approve any private photo request so don’t send one without sending me a message first of either your photo or an introduction of yourself. After I confirm who you are I may proceed with the unlock.
  
  There are plenty of photos and videos of me here on the site and a hundred times more on Instagram / Twitter just follow @teddreamswet you will get a daily update of a variety of feeds. I may stop uploading videos here completely and only do it on Instagram and twitter.
  I may create a fan account if it is what people expect and if time allows.
  
  The private album here is more like iCloud storage for me. If you would like to see more photos because you are a real client who is ready to book an appointment then send me a message with photo / introduction and we will take it from there. I would even face time and the first two minutes are free.
  
  But frankly speaking it is best to view me in person in 3D. No LCD or OLED screen is capturing the image as good as the original. I will leave it to that.
• What are your greatest personal traits?
  Borderline.
  
  Traits, exactly.
  
  Not serious enough to be diagnosed.
  
  So it is more a “perthonality”.
  
  But again that was a few years ago... who knows things are getting better or worse...got no insurance for that...
  
  It is greater than just being depressed. Less dull. More uplifting.
  
  And if you think about it, borderline sounds a lot more balanced than bipolar. Bipolar seems extreme. Borderline is more like Taichi.
  
  Ok...Where is my punchline... somewhere between the first borderline and the last borderline...
  
  Forget about thé whole thing... my greatest “perthonality” is talking xxxx. Let me rewrite this before the next grand opening.
  
  #mentalhealthawareness
  #youtoo
• Tell us what you consider to be your greatest life experience.
  Everytime I pass a mirror... ( chill...just kidding )
  
  Probably the first time watching a disney movie on a tv screen as a young boy
  
  Or something else that is too good to be remembered
  
  Or something else that is too good to not cause drama...thus they don’t count
• How often do you travel? Do you prefer to travel or you are more of a homebody?
  I time travel all the time.
  
  How is it 2020 already and when can I retire as The Real Houseboy of Some Idiot Town...
• What is your ‘niche’?
  Don’t ask the fool.
  Ask the guru.
• How do you go that ‘extra mile' in your life?
  Really? You are asking this question to all the boys who ended up on this site you don’t trust processing the listing fee on credit card without a proof of ID and a hand write statement of authorization with the photo of them holding the proof with clear face showing???
  
  Isn’t Visa already authorized with cvv code and other security check (five years proudly serving a major Canadian financial institution, on and off, mostly off...)
  
  You really go “extra mile” to make sure the payment does not “bounce” and go “extra mile” to make this an interview question.
  
  Not denying there are those who make conscious choice to be here but your payment policy says a lot about it.
  
  Moi? I don’t really go extra miles. It is not part of my philosophy. Does moving to Canada counts? I pretty much. Go with the flow.
• If you and I were on the beach having some wine and great food, what would you tell me about yourself.
  I would say don’t get me started because you will never hear the end of it. And depends on who “you” are and how drank I am I may or may not remember telling you the button to shut me up.
• What kind of diet and fitness regiment do you follow?
  I do not work out much at all. I am fit thanks to years of dedicated Yoga practice and probably related to work and lifestyle.
  I find walking in some kind of Maze for rounds or get up and down floor to floor from basement to rooftop (in summer) doing steps on some master stairs really helpful. Minimum six hours but you can take as many breaks as you wish. Remember, as you wish, not as what others expect you to.
• What would you like your followers to know about you that is unique and even a bit personal?
  Keeping following you will know. I don’t filter / edit (my mind or my videos) much so what you see is what you get.
  
  Yoga and soon to insert commercial
  Instagram
  @mtlmindbody
  
  Personal / Business Website
  Link in above bio
  
  Entertainment / Everything else
  Insta/twitter @teddreamswet
  Insta with more stories and twitter with less limitation... I recommend following both... like comment repost everything ;) xoxo 😘
  
  XXX
  Stay tuned for possible new account
  But don’t hold your breathe
  For the sake of meditation practice
  I am out of time already and behind everything
  I may not have time to maintain this account and I have not decided to be on this path or how far I will go
  I enjoy stripping but I enjoy talking a little more lol ... body language hmmm...
  
  When you book an private appointment it is designed to be the most personal and unique experience. Everything is up in the moment of Now.
  
  (Impressed by my own inserting commercial skill... good job thanks to Capitalism) #blamecapitalism
  #moneymakestheworldgoesaround
  #allyouneedislove
• If you have to pick one thing that everyone else should absolutely know about you, what would it be?
  Often misunderstood but that is ok.
  
  A nice guy. Too good for my own good. Can’t change much as it is part of my nature.
  
  Compulsive / impulsive.
  
  Never fit in, always an outsider.
  
  My loneliness is killing me.
  
  I must confess I still believe (still believe) 🎵
  
  Channeling my inner Britney...
  
  Time to put phone down...
• What makes you stand out from the crowd?
  My jaw line,
  
  which God intend it to be.
  
  It would very much be a different crowd in a different setting with different dress code, then the answer may be the international dual certified yoga toned lean muscle body with pro athlete fitness level 12% body fat and Real Lululemon Ambassador Ass. (NASDAQ: LULU)
  
  Ok enough about a narcissist mind. Lol
  
  What makes me stand out of the crowd is probably the crowd assuming me as a tourist who is new to the scene and know nothing while I may not be that innocent...
  
  As a tourist is presented as time limited offer You have to prioritize or they are gone. Lol
  
  Sorry what’s the question...
• What do you enjoy most about yourself?
  My humps*. I enjoy it without language barrier and my jokes always land, with me.
  
  *typo Humor because I think I am so funny. Those who get my jokes think they are witty thus pass one requirement to become a husband candidate. I like to be egoless and say it is not me. It is the holy spirit.
  
  This kind of typo happens often when subconscious mind knows possibly a better answer / truth.
  
  Worth mention: Narcissism
  
  Mostly served as a criticism from people who barely know me, can’t find anything good to say but have to express their unwanted opinion, usually with negative energy due to sexual frustration and a lack of ability to appreciate. Haters can shut up and stop saying the obvious. Anyone with an instagram account is a narcissist. Maybe If you love yourself more you would not be so negative. It may be hard for you to understand, but when you get as much praise (in person, internet doesn’t count) as I do, it is hard not to be. It is massive brainwash and repetitive affirmation. It really works. I am aware of it and would stay mindful not to get too carried away knowing nothing lasts forever.
  
  So book now. Enjoy while it lasts.
  
  End this with Mama Ru “if you don’t love yourself..
• What should others absolutely know about you?
  That I am here purely due to the evilness of Capitalism...just kidding...not really...
  
  But seriously, what others absolutely should know about me before contacting me is to only contact me when you are ready to book an appointment. If you use me for free chatline it would be two dollars for the first minute and five after...
  
  I am happy to answer your inquiries if they are genuine and relevant but the fake ones and harassment has to stop.
  
  I am happy to provide an alternative to this as I do recently start to have more a social media representation which you may follow (follow, not stalk) and comment (interactive)@teddreamswet on twitter / instagram and @mtlmindbody on instagram for those who actually gives a xxxx about Yoga, mindfulness and yoga philosophy. For PG18 xxx I may create one on ********... I would much appreciate a sincere “like” “thumbs up” than a fake catfish or using my time as free service for your fantasy / pleasure... Be respectful and treat others, including but not limited to everyone listed on this site, as how you like to be treated. (God... I do realize I am preaching even here...hope it touches some soul... now go and sin no more* )
  
  *John 8:11